Inspired by the Internet: A Ticket Attractions

When the Magic Kingdom first opened, each attraction was tiered: E-ticketed adventures were the most sophisticated and sought after, thus folks spent more on them. A ticket attractions were the simplest and least expensive … today, some might call them “kiddie” rides (although I just love the Main Street vehicles).

Last weekend, my partner and friend Dan from At Disney Again asked Disney twitter to imagine some modern Disney experiences as A tickets. Their answers–which are hilarious–are below, separated by theme park:

What’s YOUR favorite A-ticket? Let us know in the comments.